Archive for July, 2010

DaVincis Pizza Presents Meet the Crew:

Joseph Matthews

At one time, Joe had earned a peace prize, because he cured a major disease using only olive oil and scotch tape. He claims he didn’t need the tape.

DaVincis Pizza Crew Member Stats:

Nicknames:  “Joe”

Taglines:  “Check this out!”

Special Moves:  Softball Expert

Favorite Food:  Pizza!!!

Weaknesses: Short attention span

Favorite Music: Hip-hop, Country, Classic Rock

Best Known For:  Must have been a comedian in a past life.